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all i blog about is SuperWhoPotterLock, One Direction, OR WHATEVER byeee. xx

kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire:

Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

kilipains:

a thrilling series

I will always remember when the Doctor was me.

racethewind10:

actualpuppydelphine:

irrationalwitch:

bringmethehardon:

irrationalwitch:

sirius gets a baby girl and names her orange and he’s just so happy and proud and he tells everyone he meets hey this is orange, she’s the new black

you have no idea how angry this makes me

siriusly angry?

and when sirius dies she will be the orphan black

197,199 plays

danisnotonfire:

by popular request, here is the inspirational dream rant from my new video to download if you want to make it your alarm:

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_n06ohhVhcE1qan0bfo1.mp3#_=_
(right click ‘Save As’)

i have no idea who or why anyone would ever want to do this, but here it is.

karenkavett:

thehpalliance:

thehpalliance:

maureenjohnsonbooks:

THE COVER OF THE JOHN GREEN/HANK GREEN/KATHERINE GREEN/SHERLOCK FANFIC IS HERE. All my career I have longed for a cover like this. 
What’s amazing about it—aside from the obvious—is how well it represents the story.
If you didn’t get this as an HPA perk, what can I say? I’m sorry.

No matter how amazing you think this cover is (and it is the most amazing cover of all time), the fanfic is 1000x more amazing-er. 

UPDATE: IF YOU DIDN’T GET THIS AS A PERK, IT IS NOW AVAILABLE AGAIN. CLICK HERE TO DONATE.

Hey, I’m designing the PDF of this story! Trust me, it is AMAZING.

karenkavett:

thehpalliance:

thehpalliance:

maureenjohnsonbooks:

THE COVER OF THE JOHN GREEN/HANK GREEN/KATHERINE GREEN/SHERLOCK FANFIC IS HERE. All my career I have longed for a cover like this. 

What’s amazing about it—aside from the obvious—is how well it represents the story.

If you didn’t get this as an HPA perk, what can I say? I’m sorry.

No matter how amazing you think this cover is (and it is the most amazing cover of all time), the fanfic is 1000x more amazing-er. 

UPDATE: IF YOU DIDN’T GET THIS AS A PERK, IT IS NOW AVAILABLE AGAIN. CLICK HERE TO DONATE.

Hey, I’m designing the PDF of this story! Trust me, it is AMAZING.

official-sebastian-strider:

marionisamuffin:

pleasantandcain:

fromladytolifter:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:


A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?
Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:
I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”
Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.
Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

It got better.

beautiful

official-sebastian-strider:

marionisamuffin:

pleasantandcain:

fromladytolifter:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!

Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.

My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”

THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.

THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.

it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.

Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.

On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?

Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:

I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”

Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.

Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

It got better.

beautiful

chasingthestarlightonthehorizon:

*sobs uncontrollably while falling into the sun*

condiminaj:

written-chaos:

angels-on-gallifrey:

insane-inner-ramblings:

221b-bag-end:

david-john-mcdonald:

hardythehermitcrab:

evelineholmes:

Now you can watch David’s sneezing for the rest of your day.
You’re welcome.

catherine is still not bovvered

Always the professional. She doesn’t even flinch.


freema covers her ears how loudly does he sneeze

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoUtfVlNIec
That’s how loud.

370,000 people have watched a 7 second video of David Tennant sneezing

Holy fuck he even sounds sexy when he sneezes.

condiminaj:

written-chaos:

angels-on-gallifrey:

insane-inner-ramblings:

221b-bag-end:

david-john-mcdonald:

hardythehermitcrab:

evelineholmes:

Now you can watch David’s sneezing for the rest of your day.

You’re welcome.

catherine is still not bovvered

Always the professional. She doesn’t even flinch.

image

freema covers her ears how loudly does he sneeze

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoUtfVlNIec

That’s how loud.

370,000 people have watched a 7 second video of David Tennant sneezing

Holy fuck he even sounds sexy when he sneezes.

image

daneon-frost:

The guy getting mugged by the chickens

japaneesee:

rewatchingpokemon:

a day in the life of misty

okay but this literally the entire first series in one gif

japaneesee:

rewatchingpokemon:

a day in the life of misty

okay but this literally the entire first series in one gif