HARRY POTTER CHALLENGE⤵
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
lmao the pope better watch his fucking back
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
where can i find this friendzone i need some friends
Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.
I HAVE NO WORDS
The Walking Dead Meme: [1/8] scenes
Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts this year.
i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu
Put this screencap on my tombstone
Zayn going home +