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My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun


Last year, when One Direction released “One Way or Another (Teenage Kicks),” a combination Blondie/Undertones cover they recorded for charity, the Guardian’s Adam Boult was prompted to start a list of songs that “must never be covered.” Never mind that 1D’s medley got a seal of approval from Blondie’s Debbie Harry herself; Mr. Boult said it was an “abomination” that somehow “tarnished” the original versions. So it’s not about the gender of the artist doing the cover—it’s about the gender (and age) of their fans. Think about it: Young, poppy acts, have largely young, female fan bases. I believe the reason rockist dudes feel so dang uncomfortable watching these artists cover songs by bands they love is that it points out that they might have something in common with fans of Miley, Lorde, 1D, etc. They might actually have something in common with teenage girls. And what could be worse than that?

Here’s what I want to tell these people: You could do a lot worse than sharing a teenage girl’s taste in music. The pantheon of acts who couldn’t have gotten famous without the support of teenage girls includes a lot of people and bands you probably respect a lot: Michael Jackson. Elvis Presley. The fricking BEATLES. When Nirvana were around, most of their fans weren’t 50-year-old rock critics; they were kids.

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The Importance of Music to Girls

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I wonder if at random times Luke and Michael are alone and Michael just turns to him and is like, “You know all the times I’m mean to you, I’m just joking, right?” because Michael’s scared of loosing one of his best friends. And Luke just smiles and goes, “I know.” and they hug and just THEY’RE JUST THE BESTEST OF FRIEND’S I SWEAR I’M TRYING NOT TO CRY. 









why are you celebrating january 10th

i’ve made a mistake

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Luke Hemmings of 5 Seconds of Summer performs onstage during the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival Village.


when your parents make you call to make your own appointments and have adult responsibilities



I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick

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"can I like Skype you ? I’ll dress up and stuff" - Mikey when he was asked to homecoming by a fan (via mocha-clifford)


You can’t pick and choose what parts of feminism you want. You can’t support your queer sisters but not your trans sisters. You can’t support your fat sisters but not your sisters of colour. Being a feminist means creating a positive and equal space for women. The second you start excluding women based on which characteristics you do or do not find appealing you have defeated the whole point of being a feminist.

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Is that zane from 1direction

this post ruined my life
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